A Pennsylvania deli really knows what kids want.

“So, what do you want to eat?”

Seems like an easy enough question, right? 

Most adults have no problem answering it. 

But kids? Yeah. 

They suck at responding to this, to an almost infuriating degree.

The menu items are simple:

I Don’t Know — a hot dog with french fries

I Don’t Care — chicken tenders and french fries

I’m Not Hungry — grilled cheese with french fries

I Don’t Want That — fish sticks with french fries.

The menu is perfect and really drives home what all parents know: your kid wants fries. The end.